THANKS, MR. CLINTON


FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR US AND THE CHILDREN.

Thank you for introducing us to Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, Juanita Broaddrick, and
about two dozen other names that we might not have met and known otherwise.

Thank you for showing all the men and women of America that sexual
harassment in the work place, and on the job, is okay, as long as it
involves powerful middle-age executives and young (subordinate) women half
their age. Thanks for educating us to the fact that this is a "private
matter."

Thank you for allowing us to come to the realization that "sexual relations"
is not clearly defined after all. And to think that all these years I
thought that oral sex really had something to do with sex!

Thank you for giving us a president who discusses his choice of underwear
with teenagers. We always did want to know if presidents wore boxers or
briefs.

Thank you for showing us that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag the
Dog," could be plausible, after all.

Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation
that missed the discussion the last time it came up.

Thank you for reminding us that the government that gave us the IRS and
welfare also lusts for control of the greatest healthcare system in the
world.

Thank you for reminding us that the FBI, who has files on millions of
Americans, can give those files to people powerful enough to demand them.

Thank you for making Jimmy Carter look competent.

Thank you for making Gerald Ford look graceful.

Thank you for making Richard Nixon look honest.

Thank you for making Lyndon Johnson look truthful.

Thank you for making John Kennedy look moral.

Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the Fifth
Amendment to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.

Thank you for the 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
about Democrat campaign fund raising.

Thank you for the 19 charges from Whitewater investigations, the 4
convictions from Whitewater investigations, the 8 imprisonments from
Whitewater investigations, and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the various Clinton related scandals.

Thank you for the 938 overnight stays at the White House given to Clinton
supporters.

Yes, thank you for "the most unethical administration in American history!"

All I can add is "Amen."

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